故城

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts. Separate MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Turn the radio down. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to it's excessive distance from the vehicle. 8. Insert card. 9. Reinsert card the right way up. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check make up in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Recheck make-up again. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 26. Release Parking Brake.

[此贴子已经被ericdeng于2004-1-22 13:28:04编辑过]

ericdeng

哈哈，天生的区别呀~~

故城

为方便阅读，我翻译一下。女士们，别砸我，嘿~ 银行大厅有个公告： 请注意，为方便客户不下车即可提款，本行正在安装“车上” 柜员机。使用本设施的客户请遵守如下程序。经研究，男女客户提款程序有所不同，请按自己的性别履行。 男客户 1。行车至柜员机 2。降下车窗 3。将银行卡插入机器并输入密码 4。键入提款数额 5。取回卡，现金，及收据 6。升上车窗 7。驾车离开 女客户 1。行车至柜员机 2。倒车使车窗和机器基本对齐 3。挂上煞车闸，降下车窗 4。找到手袋，将所有物品倒在副驾驶座上，找到银行卡 5。把收音机关掉 6。试图把卡插入机器 7。如果停车位置离机器不够近，打开车门以方便你插卡 8。插入卡片 9。检查卡片正反面，重新插 10。搜寻手包以找到在背面写有密码的日记本 11。键入密码 12。按取消键并重新键入正确的密码 13。键入所需提取现金数额 14。在后视镜上检查面部化妆 15。取回现金及收据 16。腾空手袋再次寻找钱包并把现金放入 17。将收据放入支票本后面 18。再次检查化妆 19。向前开车2英尺 20。倒车回到柜员机 21。取回卡片 22。再次腾空手袋，找出钱包，把卡片发入 23。向排在后面不耐烦的男士做出单指手势 24。重新打着熄火的引擎，开动车辆 25。开出2-3英里 26。释放手闸

菁菁

呵呵,外国人就是关心女同胞,看说的多详细呀~ 你们男士想要这待遇还不给呢,不服气?

泡泡oоО

汗。。。。。

阳光下的雪

有那么夸张吗？？？？？？？？？？？