故城

A little boy was doing his math homework. 　　He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine." 　　His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" 　　The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." 　　"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. 　　"Yes," he answered. 　　So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" 　　The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." 　　The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine?'" 　　After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-5-13 11:31:03编辑过]

故城

哈哈，连个英文词也给屏蔽了， son of b*i*t*c*h!

菁菁

怎么现在故城大哥也喜欢用这种淡蓝色的女孩颜色呀~

字小颜色还淡,再加上看不懂,瞅着真累眼~

故城

点错了，还是我的深蓝色看着舒服

yy250

晕~~~~~~~~~********

yy250

发贴也要争税？？？有意思

我是花儿

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猪头小队长

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小孩可爱，妈妈更可爱~

不过英语就是这点不好，连读的太快就是不容易听清楚

应该怎么克服这样的问题呢？请高手指导~！！

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猪头小队长

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没人帮助俺？？？？？

苦恼！

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故城

这个好像没有太多的技巧，多听就是了