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DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN!! ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THIS INCIDENT!

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).

He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen.

These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR.

They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along With the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they lite the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING Especially things thrown by the owner.

You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.

Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then """"""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!!!

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with......"I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments...The dog is okay...

Newspaper item from Wisconsin...

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太好笑了，我给翻译下：

威斯康辛的猎鸭者！！绝对真实，威斯康辛电台听来的报道！

一位老几花$42500买了辆崭新的林肯领航员(Lincoln Navigator)，月付$560。

他和另一位朋友去猎鸭，正值严冬，湖面自然都冻上了。

两个家伙带着枪，一条狗，当然还有新买的领航员来到一个湖。

他们打算在冰冻的湖面上凿出一片水域，这样鸭子可浮在上面。可是要在冰面上凿出一个足够大的窟窿以吸引鸭子，只用手钻恐怕是不行的。

於是，他们从车里拿出一根雷管来，雷管上是40秒的引线。可这两位“科学家”怕点燃引线后在冰上逃跑时会滑倒，於是决定采取以下方案：点燃40秒引线的雷管，然后用力把雷管扔出去，越远越好。

记得我前面说过吗，他们此行带的有 车，枪，还有 狗...?

让我们看看这只狗：这是一条经过严格训练的黑色拉布拉多寻回狗，它会取回各种物品，尤其是主人扔出去的。

估计你已经猜到了：这条狗在冰面上快速奔出，在那扔出的带着40秒引线的雷管刚接触冰面的时候，它就用嘴吊住了。

两个人傻了，咽下口水，开始挥动双臂，脖子上青筋暴跳，冲着狗拼命的喊叫，企图制止它。可是狗感觉是主人在对它欢呼，依旧奔过来。

其中一个慌了，拿出枪对狗射击。可枪里装的是八号鸟弹，根本无济于事。狗停下来，迟疑了一下，继续向前。

又是一枪，这回狗站住了，极其疑惑又恐怖的看着这两个疯子。狗随即寻找隐蔽物，就躲到那辆新车下面去了。

两个人继续边喊边跑。新车的炙热的排气管烫到了狗的尾巴，狗惊叫一声，扔下雷管，朝主人方向追过来。然后""""""""""""咣""""""""""""""!!!!!

车被炸成碎片沉到湖底，留下两个傻冒呆在那里，脸上表情是.....“我真不敢相信这......”

保险公司说违法使用爆破物使车辆坠入湖中不在赔偿范围之内。这位老几还没交第一份$560的月付...狗没事.....

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-6-28 23:25:28编辑过]

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